Author, programmer, web developer, and all-around awesome guy.  No really, I am.  Well, most of the time.  There’s been a couple of arguments against it, but I can’t go into detail until after the trial.  For future reference: anything involving two cats, a tub of vegetable oil, and three rednecks in a flatbed Chevy can never end well.

That aside, I spend my days working on web stuff for the Colorado State Judicial Branch, mostly in Java.  When I’m not working, I’m trying to spend time with my wife and our daughter, or our beagle.  Or finding new toys to play with on my Android phone.  Or trying to come up with ideas to market my book, .  Generally speaking I don’t accomplish any of those very well.